Beating the System 101
I’ve decided that everyone ought to get a parking ticket just once.
I got a darned tarking picket when I parked on the wrong side of the road. But do I bother? No. Do I fret? Naw… I say to myself in a heap of optimistic pleasure. “Oh! Finally! I’ve needed one of these!”
The great thing about parking tickets is that they’re relatively inexpensive. The greatest thing about parking tickets is that they come in a special envelope that you cannot buy anywhere, and that people assume you’ll use to mail the ticket and your money.
But you kinda don’t have to.
Mail the ticket in using your own envelope. Pay the fine, clear your name, and keep the original parking ticket envelope in your glove compartment.
Then, every time you park, pull the envelope out of the glove compartment and slide it underneath your windshield wiper so that it’s easy to see.
This ensures that you’ll not only never again get a parking ticket (because anyone writing one will clearly see that someone’s beaten them to it), but that you’ll likely not get a lot of cars parking very close to you (because they don’t want tickets either).
Just one more useful tip for living free and beating the system. Till next time…
I’ve had a headache since Thursday…
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May 10, 2008 at 10:06 pm
I’m not quite sure how I feel about this new layout….it’s growing on me though.
BTW, love the pic! That is so cool!
And as crazy as this idea is….it just might work…